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m0x1e
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:18 am    Post subject: Fatal Deviation

I watched a movie a few days ago called Fatal Deviation.
It stars an Irish Kenpoka called James Bennett, an all-Irish cast, is filmed on location in Trim, Co. Meath...and even features Mikey from Boyzone!
In the same way that there are two things Germans should never make; wine and porn, Irish people should never make martial arts movies!
To quote another friend of mine, "It was so bad that it was great!"
The acting was terrible, the action sequences were a sham, even the film quality was more reminiscent of VHS! In short, if this was in Chinese or badly subtitled English, I'd have turned it off but it was in accents I recognised, in places I know, and generally just a little bit too fascinating...kind of like a slow-mo crash involving a school bus full of children and a gasoline tanker.
Get it, watch it, like it, love it.

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KMcD
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:11 am    Post subject:

I heard about this. Clips from it were shown on "Blizzard of Odd" sometime ago. Looked shockingly bad in just those few clips.

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Morbert
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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:37 am    Post subject:

It was also shown at the Omega agm.

My favourite line was from the hero himself.

"Yerawfulbigtebepickinoagdheja"

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Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:38 am    Post subject:

Its bad enough......i own a copy of it.....or two....Its a Good laugh. Omega showed it after their AGM this year.
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m0x1e
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:15 pm    Post subject:

I was thinking of screening it some night as a club event...and mebbe even a pilgrimmage to the Londis in Trim.
<Grin>

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Buffy
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:18 pm    Post subject:

Hey, that's my idea - you stealer of ideas!
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m0x1e
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:20 pm    Post subject:

    </pimp-slap>

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KGB
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:22 pm    Post subject:

Heh. Brian G. told us the dude who made it went to maynooth.
I watched the first bit of it at the agm and left very quickly...
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Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 6:27 pm    Post subject:

m0x1e wrote:
    </pimp-slap>


big words...
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Buffy
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:59 pm    Post subject:

Well, at the start of the movie, the address for a company called rising sun productions appears - I did a bit of searching on their website (which is still operational apparently) and it would seem that you too can own a copy of this extraordinary feat of film, just by clicking the link below.

Enjoy.

Bennett?!?

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Omegar
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:47 pm    Post subject:

or if you find that untrustworthy, try amazon.com, where i got my copies.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:51 pm    Post subject:

Yeah, but this website is endorsed by the movie <grin> What could be better than that.
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:56 pm    Post subject:

not giving my credit card numbers to people planning to make a sequel to this Movie......
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Arthus
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:58 pm    Post subject:

RS Productions wrote:
that nearly killed some of the actors.


Not nearly enough.
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Buffy
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:15 am    Post subject:

Seriously though, I'm really considering a screening as a club event...

All you'd have to do would be publicise it right - it's hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:47 am    Post subject:

Notice my cameo?
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:15 am    Post subject:

Cameo?
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:24 pm    Post subject:

I don't agree that Irish people should never make martial arts movies, all it takes is decent actors, good coriography, believable sets, decent funding Rolling Eyes and any one of a number of recycled storylines.

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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:27 pm    Post subject:

Buffy wrote:
Hey, that's my idea - you stealer of ideas!


I endorse this was her idea I woz there when she uttered it.

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Asmo
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:01 pm    Post subject:

I have yet to see the movie so endorse a showing!
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